the following is based on real events. names have been changed to protect the stupid.

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(boy, leans into a girl’s space, sniffing)

girl: (slightly backing up) uh, watcha doing?

boy: something smells good. i was wondering if it is you. it smells really good.

(boy leans into girl’s space more.)

boy: it’s you. you smell good.

girl: what do i smell like?

boy: funeral flowers.